Thursday, October 13, 2016

TOBY KEITH Call A Marine

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TOBY KEITH Call A Marine Lyrics, singer by TOBY KEITH

I was sittin� in a bar, boozin� and losin�
And some jackoff walks up cruisin� for a bruisin�
Poppin� off and makin� my whole redneck red
He asked my girl if she�d like to dance
He had three buddies so I had no chance
I looked around the room for a friend and I saw Fred
A quick evaluation of the situation
And we entered into a conversation
It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs
Now I didn�t say and they didn�t ask
But Fred did two tours over in Iraq
And, son, it was over before it was even on.

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They�re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you�re in knee deep and you�re up shit�s creek
And you�ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Now my sister�s husband didn�t love her no more
And he runned off with a skinny little whore
And left her sittin� around the house with a couple of kids
She just lays around in that muumuu gown
Old girl put on about 35 pounds
One day I went over to her house and I said, �Hey, sis�
If you wanna fix what troubles you
Just ease down to the VFW
And you�ll walk through the door and turns those boys� heads
For most of those boys it�s been awhile
Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile
And if that don�t work out for you, girl, ask for Fred.

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They�re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
If you�re in knee deep and you�re up shit�s creek
You�ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government
Diplomacy ain�t workin� and the ammos all been spent
The world is in a crisis and the media�s a curse
I�ll tell you what to do
When it goes from bad to worse

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They�re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you�re in knee deep and you�re up shit�s creek
And you�ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

Tell you what to do, baby
You can call...
Call a Marine!
Yeah! Yeah!


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